Oil Crashes 5%, Dow Tops 54,000 for the First Time — But AMD and Crypto Missed the Party

A single Hormuz headline repriced every asset class Tuesday. Oil crashed more than 5%, the 10-year yield fell to 4.62%, and the Dow closed above 54,000 for the first time ever. Yet AMD fell nearly 9% after hours despite record revenue, and Bitcoin managed less than 1% while gold gained 2%. Here's what moved, why it moved, and what to watch today.