Stocks Hit a Record High After America Lost 23,000 Jobs — Here's What the Market Is Actually Pricing In

America lost 23,000 jobs in July, and the S&P 500 closed at a record 7,757 anyway. Atlassian jumped 35%, gold ripped to a 7-week high near $4,400, and a weekend headline out of the Strait of Hormuz could reprice oil Monday. Here's why every one of those moves is the same trade wearing a different ticker — and what Wednesday's CPI report puts at risk.